Zoolander – Orange Mocha Frappuccino

Derek Zoolander is one of fashion’s most influential male models. But after losing VH1’s “Male Model of the Year Award” after three consecutive wins to the popular Hansel (he’s so hot right now), Derek fears that his career is coming to an end.

After a freak gasoline fight accident in which his three roommates and fellow models are killed, Derek decides that there might be something more to life than being “ridiculously good looking” and announces his retirement. He sets out on a journey to “find himself” by visiting his dad and brother’s in the coal mines.


It’s not long before his trip is cut short when he gets an offer from famous fashion designer, Mugato, who has been in business for years but has never hired him. Now he wants Derek to be the face of of his latest campaign, “Derelicte.” Little does he know, Mugato is actually brainwashing him to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia who will be the guest of honor at the upcoming Derelicte fashion show.

If there is one good thing that came out of the gasoline fight tragedy it had to be what they were drinking. So grab some ice and a blender and have yourself an “ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINO!”

Orange Mocha Frappuccino Recipe

by Chef John Christenson

Orange Mocha Frappuccino

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  • 3 oz. Orange Café-Used: Maxwell House
  • ¼ Cup Cane Sugar
  • 2 ½ Cups Whole Milk
  • 1 Tablespoon dry Pectin-Used: Kraft Sure-Jell (fruit based)
  • 1 Cup Ice Cubes
  • 1 teaspoon Coco Powder-Used: Ghirardelli
  • 2 tablespoons Orange Chocolate Chips-Used: Ghirardelli
  • Zest of one Orange – About half a tablespoon


  1. Brew coffee as usual, stir in Cane Sugar until dissolved and let cool. Add milk and Pectin to the Coffee while luke warm, dissolve ingredients.
  2. Pour mixture into a blender, blend till frothy and smooth. Top with your favorite whipped cream if you like and the zest of the Orange. Enjoy!

Cooking time: 10-15 minutes.Servings: 1-2.Back to Top

Wedding Crashers – Meatloaf

John Beckwith (played by Owen Wilson) and Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn) are two divorce mediators with two things in common: They are both committed womanizers and share the wild hobby of crashing weddings.

wedding crashers

Along their journey of picking up chicks (who are aroused by the mere thought of marriage) with no intentions of starting a real relationship, these guys find themselves at odds with one another when John falls in love with the beautiful, but taken, Claire Cleary. They meet at her sister’s wedding, and being undeniably in love with Claire, John accepts an invitation for a long weekend at the Cleary’s summer home. Both John and Jeremy encounter some unfortunate, yet comical mishaps over the weekend, ultimately having their true identities revealed.

With John and Jeremy no longer speaking, John seeks the advice and comfort from fellow party animal, Chazz (Will Ferrell). As John walks up the steps to Chazz’s home, he is to his surprise greeted by Chazz’s mother, an old cranky woman with the mouth of a sailor.

Once more to John’s surprise, Chazz enters the room wearing nothing but a silk red robe. It’s been months since John has seen or spoken to Jeremy or Claire, and is still feeling the pain. To make matters worse, Jeremy is engaged to Claire’s sister, Gloria.

“Good. More for us.” Chazz says in between shouts of, “MOM! MEATLOAF!” John politely tells Chazz he doesn’t want any meatloaf, but the cries demanding the traditional meal continue. “I’m living the dream,” Chazz says as he explains to John he is living with his mother and continuously finding beautiful women. Moments later one of these women enter the room and share a passionate kiss with Chazz. Seeing that there is still hope for himself (and not knowing Chazz found this girl at her boyfriend’s funeral), John’s spirits perk up.

“You know what, I will have some meatloaf. Let’s have some meatloaf.” “HEY MOM! THE MEATLOAF. WE WANT IT NOW. THE MEATLOAF!!!”

Meatloaf Recipe



  • 1 1/2 pounds ground beef
  • 1 egg
  • 1 onion, chopped
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 cup dried bread crumbs
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • 2 tablespoons brown sugar
  • 2 tablespoons prepared mustard
  • 1/3 cup ketchup


  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
  2. In a large bowl, combine the beef, egg, onion, milk and bread OR cracker crumbs. Season with salt and pepper to taste and place in a lightly greased 5×9 inch loaf pan, or form into a loaf and place in a lightly greased 9×13 inch baking dish.
  3. In a separate small bowl, combine the brown sugar, mustard and ketchup. Mix well and pour over the meatloaf. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 1 hour.

Cooking time: 1 hour 10 minutes.Servings: 8.Back to Top